babs.

9gag:

Cutting onions does not make me cry (sometimes)

tolasudolsa:

squeegybeckinheim:

Bearding down: old-timey inventor —> Persian nightclub owner

I’m totally in love with the persian nightclub owner *o*

9gag:

Stupid Pizza Hut

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spuffina:

Damon Salvatore.

Nothing to say about.

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via Oh No They Didn’t

John Hamm gets some airport coffee… And y’all better be throwin’ your panties

*click on the image to see the animation*

tolasudolsa:

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gothic:

comenonletto:

thedailywhat:

Beautiful Perspective of the Day: Infographic on drug-related deaths vs. proportion of users vs. media coverage in the UK, prepared by David McCandless of Information Is Beautiful for a Guardian blog article on the subject.

Note on cannabis-related deaths:

The cannabis deaths figure is a bit dubious in my opinion. Firstly, how can you die from cannabis? It’s extremely non-toxic. There has never been a single documented case of fatal cannabis overdose. Also, the government’s own figures don’t tally. While drug figures from the Office Of National Statistics register 19 cannabis related deaths, the mortality stats from the same office log only 1 death.

You can view the raw data used to compile this inforgraphic here.

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la dose letale di fumo è un panetto da 200 kg che ti cade in testa (cit.)

ilovejenna:

duemilaquarantasei:

Jim: [on voicemail] Hey, it’s Jim. Leave a message.
Pam: Hi.
Pam: [on voicemail, because she’s calling Jim at the same time] Hi, this is Pam. Leave a message.
Jim: [walking to his car] Hey, it’s me. It is 5:03.
Pam: I figured I’d catch you walking to your car, but…
Jim: You must be out or something.
Pam: I’ll leave a message.
Jim: Is it me, or are we just a little off today?
Pam: I guess this is just one of those days. It’ll get better.
Jim: Hope you didn’t have any major laundry issues.
Pam: I finished my laundry. Got all my socks. Nothing like that time that crazy guy pushed you.
Jim: Remember that time that I helped you do your laundry and that crazy guy came in and started yelling at you?
Pam: And then, remember, we went shopping the next day to buy me a washer and dryer?
Jim: Yet here you are, back in a Laundromat. Now, I’m just trying to help you, Beesly. Be safe.
Pam: You’re probably upset that I’m even at a Laundromat right now. But, don’t worry, I’m being safe. And I’m headed home. I’m… headed to my dorm. Not home.
Jim: Wish you were home. Uh, anyway…
Pam: Anyway, um… I miss you.
Jim: I miss you.

— The Office (5x03)

illustrativo:

halfway-through:

lesmy:

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